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Coffee Quotes and Coffee Sayings

Coffee Quotes and Coffee Sayings To Brighten Your Day

We believe there are coffee quotes for all coffee lovers. We have put together all the best coffee coats of our choice. Enrich your coffee life with the following smart, beautiful and fun coffee quotes.

Coffee contains caffeine, which helps to energize the body. There are different types of coffee around the world. Some of the most common types of coffee people have are black coffee, Americano, espresso, and cappuccino. Both drinks help control diabetes and Parkinson’s disease.

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Coffee Quotes

  1. “Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.” — Dave Barry
  1. “Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.” — Terry Pratchett
  1. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” — Alphonse Allais
  1. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” — Fran Drescher
  1. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” — Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
  1. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.” — Unknown
  1. “Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” — Charles J. Sykes
  1. “To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house it sustains and strengthens him.” — Old Bourbon Proverb
  1. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch
  1. “I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night.” — Jarod Kintz
  1. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!” — Unknown
  1. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” — Donna A. Favors
  1. “Science my never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” — Earl Wilson
  1. “Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh
  1. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” — Sir James MacKintosh
  1. “I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing.” — Lorelai Gilmore
  1. “I think a coffee table is one of the most important things. It’s where everything happens.” — Georgia Toffolo
  1. “Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.” — Holly Black
  1. “Starbucks has a role and a meaningful relationship with people that is not only about the coffee.” — Howard Schultz
  1. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” — Flash Rosenberg
  1. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black
  1. “There’s nothing quite like a quiet corner in a coffee shop to gather your thoughts and begin writing.” — Paul Erdos
  1. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” — Stephanie Piro
  1. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.” — Johann Sebastian Bach
  1. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” — Ronald Reagan
  1. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” — Rohan Marley
  1. “I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.” — J. Lynn
  1. “If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.” — Mae West
  1. “If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.” — David Letterman
  1. “To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one’s fling from time to time, smoke one’s pipe, and drink one’s coffee in peace.” — Vincent Van Gogh
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